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"My what big eyes you have!" "The better to see the wolves that are chasing me in the polls!"
0% (0 votes)
Remember Sarah, the second rule of Fight Club is-you DO NOT talk about the Republican Unity Picnic. Not even to Grandma.
36% (8 votes)
Sarah, you little devil, you’re taking the GOP Picnic to hell in a hand basket!
32% (7 votes)
Sarah bypasses the woods that look 'Murky', and goes right for the grassy 'Knowles'
18% (4 votes)
Should Sarah take the path to Grandma's house and bake cookies or the path to the GOP picnic and roast some lame duck?
14% (3 votes)
Total votes: 22