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The Dog Blog is a community of ordinary dog lovers who have come together to discuss our extraordinary dogs. Each Monday, a new topic is introduced. If you've got an opinion, share it. If not, look for the current "anything goes" topic and introduce a discussion of your own. On Fridays, weigh in about your training questions and successes.
Your host: Mike Lewis is a little-dog nerd and the proud owner of Eddie and Jillian, a pair of Yorkies who think they're huskies, and Lucy, a sweet Chessie. R.I.P., Rusty. Contact mlewis@adn.com

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What Olympic sport would your dog compete in?

100 meter dash: Scamp is a speed demon100 meter dash: Scamp is a speed demon

Pretend, for a moment of silliness, that the Summer Olympics were for dogs. Same events, just with canine competitors.

What sport would your dog be good at? Bonus points for explaining why.

I know a Jack Russell mix, Dewey, who would be a natural at the marathon. He runs 7 miles at a stretch without thinking twice. Others might be better at sprints. At the dog park, I run into gymnasts all the time -- they roll and tumble and hop and balance while engaging in play. The list of possibilities goes on and on. Dock divers might be diving competitors -- or the long jump. Agility dogs might compete in the hurdles.

While I haven't taken Lucy, my Chessie rescue, swimming, my guess is that she'd be pretty good in the pool. With her enthusiasm on land, I'd put her in a sprint race.

I had to wrack my brain to find an event for Jillie. She's always happy, so the fake smiles of synchronized swimming come to mind. But when all is said and done, I think she'd compete in the discus. When she retrieves a frisbee, she always drops it 5-10 feet away from me. When I insist that she "put it in my hand," she picks it up and hurls it with her mouth. It's impressive -- she's hurled it 2-3 feet sometimes (though not always in the right direction.)

Eddie is a tougher nut to crack. He's sort of a lone wolf, so team events are out. He'd be the ball hog in volleyball and waterpolo, that's for sure. But he is quite versatile. He's dabbled in agility, rally obedience, nosework, and in his prime he was a pretty good jumper. I'd have to say decathlon for Eddie -- 10 events, and the winner is considered the best athlete in the world. He sure thinks he is, sometimes.

How about your dog?

Sprint relay: Hank can carry the baton and run expertlySprint relay: Hank can carry the baton and run expertly

Steeplechase: This puppy has what it takesSteeplechase: This puppy has what it takes

Long jump: This guy could break the world recordLong jump: This guy could break the world record

Wrestling: These two puppies are naturalsWrestling: These two puppies are naturals

Basketball: This goldendoodle looks like a member of the U.S. basketball team against much smaller foes.Basketball: This goldendoodle looks like a member of the U.S. basketball team against much smaller foes.

Boxing: This guy wouldn't need to fight after that intimidating stareBoxing: This guy wouldn't need to fight after that intimidating stare

Discus: Jillie can hurl this thing when she wants toDiscus: Jillie can hurl this thing when she wants to

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