Alaska Voices: Rudy Wittshirk

Rudy Wittshirk is a writer who lives in Willow.

Notes from the land: The bottom could drop out of Southcentral snow trails - 1/30/2012 6:45 pm

Why science matters in wildlife management - 1/23/2012 2:11 pm

Alaska Fish and Game under fire---the “Cora and Corey show” is over as wildlife exterminators exterminate themselves - 1/15/2012 6:24 pm

Darkness And Light - 1/5/2012 2:31 pm

Iraq---A Terrible Whimper - 12/18/2011 11:34 pm

God’s Mechanical Hand In A Tattooed Universe - 12/12/2011 2:10 pm

WARM (part three) - The Will to Live, Legs and the Shell Game - 12/2/2011 10:58 pm

WARM (part 2) - THE PARKA - 11/16/2011 5:11 pm

Welcome to “voices,” Dr. Brian Sweeney Jr. - aka "TheSdog"

The truth unmasked:

TheSdog was right about one thing when he said that “Pravda” chose me to be an Alaska Voice because I am a “left wing hack.” [see archived "How I wound up on this blog"] You gotta admit---the Anchorage Daily News has a sense of humor.

I am reminded of a scene in the funniest vampire movie of all time: “Love At First Bite.” Richard Benjamin plays a Doctor (grandson of legendary Dr. Von Helsing) who wants to protect his girl friend (Susan Saint James) from a vampire played by George Hamilton. In frustration, he bursts into a restaurant where the couple is seated and begins blasting away at George Hamilton with a pistol while reassuring startled patrons: “It’s all right---I’m a doctor!”

Rudy Wittshirk

Explanatory Note For Doctors Only:

It was not because he was a doctor that actor-in-a- movie, Richard Benjamin, fired a pistol at George Hamilton---it was because he was frustrated. - R.

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