Name that 'toon

How this works: Each Wednesday we'll publish an Alaska-themed political cartoon that's begging for a caption. Drawings appear in Wednesday's Opinion section and Tuesday evening online at adn.com.
Your mission: Supply a fitting punch line via the Web page at adn.com/opinion. Just follow the Name That 'Toon link in the online opinion section. Deadline for captions is 4 p.m. Friday following each new drawing's publication. Daily News cartoonist Peter Dunlap-Shohl will select three captions to feature in Sunday's paper along with comments on the captions that will appear on Sunday on the Name that 'toon Web Page. (Sorry, Daily News employees and relations, you're ineligible.)


WAIT, WAIT, my witty remarks, my spontaneous replies, my top of the head comments and my glass slippers are all in the coach! - 9/30/2008 2:28 pm

Winning caption appears below - 9/23/2008 3:35 pm

After our makeover with Sarah, we head over to the McCain's for flying lessons. - 9/16/2008 4:37 pm

Winning caption appears below - 9/9/2008 6:11 pm

Chck out the winner below - 8/24/2008 8:51 am

With photo radar, IM testing, and parking space boondoggles, transportation seems to be a roadblock to Begich's campaign. - 8/19/2008 5:10 pm

Political Dinosaurs- Fuel of the future - 8/12/2008 5:34 pm

It's not the heat, it's the cupidity. - 8/12/2008 5:32 pm

With falling oil production, what will they do for an encore? - 8/5/2008 5:58 pm

"There's been a mistake. Only the leaves have been rustling." - 7/29/2008 5:09 pm

Sarah, that is not a black eye and I will only hug myself! - 7/22/2008 2:41 pm

$586,000...I spend more than that in 6 months on attorney fees! - 7/15/2008 4:45 pm

Mothers train AFD responders in wooded rescue techniques - 7/8/2008 6:46 pm

Taking on the Hulk would be a stretch for anyone. - 7/1/2008 6:51 pm

Clean air? Clean water? Where do you think you live... Alaska? - 6/24/2008 6:36 pm

OMG! I thought God was my copilot! - 6/17/2008 4:31 pm

Big oil hires Jack's giant in response to Alaska's new negotiator Friar Tuck of Locksley - 6/10/2008 4:12 pm

I see a gas line if only you'll give me $500 million. - 6/3/2008 2:34 pm

I'd take you out right now but a mime is a terrible thing to waste. - 5/27/2008 3:57 pm

*COUGH!* Do you have that in unleaded?. - 5/20/2008 6:03 pm

Congratulations, Class of 2008! All three of you! - 5/13/2008 5:01 pm

Our leaders speak their minds. - 5/6/2008 4:43 pm

Big oil hires Jack's giant in response to Alaska's new negotiator Friar Tuck of Locksley

Big oil hires Jack's giant in response to Alaska's new negotiator Friar Tuck of Locksley

Thom Richards manged to keep the theme and the imagery of this drawing together by identifying a great pick for the role of the giant. The word is that the giant came out of retirement specifically for this part as it was he first script he'd seen in 500 years in which the giant got to wear a nice Brooks Brothers suit instead of the usual leather and tights.
He's hoping to play against type by writing a happy ending for everyone but the special effects to pull that off in Alaska haven't been invented yet.

We'll be back next week, dress will be come as you are.

Pete


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  50     June 15, 2008 - 5:26am | ultimatecowboysfan

Yeah, if you're not to

Yeah, if you're not to petered or tuckered out.

  December 4, 2008 - 12:51am | megal_2

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  49     June 13, 2008 - 1:07pm | msommers

Remedies

Problem: Exxon got you down, are they becoming a pain in the arse?

Solution: Try friar TUCKS hemorrhoid treatment!

  48     June 13, 2008 - 12:04pm | SCGruhn

For the little guy to have

For the little guy to have any chance, the Supreme Court will have to referee this fight.

  47     June 13, 2008 - 8:59am | bobjimflys

Will they beat the big Money in Sherwood Alaska

Friar Legi fights with Dark Sheriff Oil for Maiden Palin's Pipline

  46     June 13, 2008 - 2:44pm | g38r93b

Father's Day

A child's view of his dad on Father's Day.

  45     June 13, 2008 - 6:37am | g38r93b

Out

Out of the friar and into the oil.

  44     June 13, 2008 - 6:34am | g38r93b

Dreams

Pipe dreams

  43     June 13, 2008 - 5:01am | thomaso

Punishment

To the victor belong the oils.

  42     June 13, 2008 - 4:35am | thomaso

Tailor made

Is coarse clerical cloth all that is left with which to line my pockets?

  41     June 13, 2008 - 2:32am | Quilver

Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

Confession is good for the soul, son. Unfortunatly, it doesn't help one regain one...but you want to give it a go, anyway?

  40     June 13, 2008 - 1:19am | Quilver

Encoded

"Need a password to pass...? Hmm....oil? Oil spill? Really big, devesating oil spill? No, ehrm...Am I close?"

  39     June 13, 2008 - 1:06am | Quilver

Cheap or Cunning?

Simply because they had no money to buy a "Do not Pass" sign, or because they have long since realized intimidation is more effective.

  38     June 12, 2008 - 10:45pm | bobjimflys

Name that toon

Friar Legi fights with Sheriff Oil for Maid Palin's Pipline

  37     June 12, 2008 - 9:20pm | chjr67

Standstill still

Alaska: "Exxon, pay up!"
Exxon: "Nope!"

A: "PAY UP!"
E: "NOPE!"

A: "Why don't you just pay up?"
E: "It was your oil!"

A "Yeah, but you were hauling it!"
E: "But, it was your oil, you never warned us about spilling it."

A: "What the hell are you talking about?!"
E: "That poor old lady with the coffee, nobody warned her either!"

A: "What? Coffee is hot, if you are ordering coffee you know that coffee is hot!"
E: "But nobody told her it was hot!"

A: "But your captain was drunk!"
E: "On Alaskan Amber"

A: "Don't you have any ethics? Look at all of the wildlife you have destroyed"
E: "You never warned them to stay outta our way!"

A: "Why should we have, we share the Earth with them!"
E: "Were EXXON Bitch!"

"It's not what you don't say it is what you say, then when you say something that we don't agree with that is what you shouldn't have said!"

and, on and on ...

(Pete, all of that out of 1 Toon, you should be congratulated)

  June 13, 2008 - 5:48pm | cartoonist

No, after YOU, my dear Gaston

YOU deserve the kudos, critical raves, uncritical groupies, and all the other massive rewards of that come witn excellence in Name that 'Toon.

I am but a humble midwife to captions.

Pete

  June 12, 2008 - 10:51pm | mminor

Can you say exxonerated?

Don't hold back Chuck. Tell us what you really think.

  June 15, 2008 - 9:53pm | chjr67

actually I did Mary ! :/

actually I did Mary ! :/

  36     June 12, 2008 - 9:03pm | thomrichards

Who you know

Suddenly we are faced with the reality that "who you know" may not impress those who don't care.

  35     June 12, 2008 - 8:46pm | chjr67

Alaskans Have Spoken

"Sorry Frank, Palin for VP has been Denied!"

Then *KAH* the hit that makes many laugh on America's Funniest Videos but makes all men cringe happens...

  34     June 12, 2008 - 7:49pm | thomrichards

Counter Move

Big oil hire's Jack's giant in response to Alaska's new negotiator Friar Tuck of Locksley.

  33     June 12, 2008 - 5:51pm | aweha

Lets do this the American way.

Let's do this the American way, change the size of the 42 gallon barrel of crude oil to 100 gallons and keep the price the same!

  32     June 12, 2008 - 5:38pm | aweha

Fighting for oil futures.

ADN cartoonist develops a new Alaska themed game for Nintendos Wii 'Fighting for Oil Futures'!

  31     June 12, 2008 - 5:25pm | aweha

Going green?

When I'm done with you big guy, there will be nothing left but a carbon foot print!

  30     June 12, 2008 - 5:17pm | aweha

Full up or fed up?

The grim reaper oil giant aims to slay the little guy one pump at a time.

  29     June 12, 2008 - 5:06pm | aweha

Hitting below the belt?

After numerous hits at the pump, the little guy fights back.

  28     June 12, 2008 - 5:03pm | aweha

Sound advice.

Sound advice, don't mess with the small fry.

  27     June 12, 2008 - 3:26pm | thomrichards

Master Yoda

"So, Darth Oil, the Dark Side you have chosen is it?"

  26     June 12, 2008 - 3:00pm | thomrichards

Virtue

Sorry Father, honesty, truth, and integrity are not allowed past this point!

  25     June 12, 2008 - 2:57pm | thomrichards

Apologies to Dundee

No Father, that is not a stick. THIS is a stick!

  24     June 12, 2008 - 9:05am | Ronan3689

Robbin Hoodwink

We rob the poor so the rich get richer. with the caption "If we don't get our tolls we don't get our Rollex"!

  23     June 12, 2008 - 7:14am | ultimatecowboysfan

Tuckered Out

When you find something uncomfortable, it's probably not a good idea to stick with it.

  22     June 12, 2008 - 6:56am | ultimatecowboysfan

Sticky Situation

I'm going to stick around and see what happens.

  21     June 12, 2008 - 6:53am | ultimatecowboysfan

Stickin' It To You

To record your complaint or suggestion, press 1 for English.

  20     June 12, 2008 - 6:44am | leowassilie

oh those pipe dreams

AGIA vs. Denali. Who's got the bigger pipes?

  19     June 12, 2008 - 6:31am | mminor

Tonght on HBO's Fighting After Dark...

AGIA vs AGIANT OIL CONSORTIUM.
But wait, is that a bare bodkin I see?

  June 12, 2008 - 6:39am | leowassilie

friar tuck

:)

  18     June 12, 2008 - 6:40am | leowassilie

Memo

Memo
To: State of Alaska
From: Exxon
Re: Denali Gas Pipeline Proposal
Subject: Please pass the pipe.

  17     June 12, 2008 - 5:52am | leowassilie

hiiiii-yaaa

AGIA: Trans-Canada walks the path, but Big Oil steps in the way.

  16     June 11, 2008 - 9:55pm | thomrichards

gas prices

Regular Unleaded: ARM
Deisel : LEG
Tis but a flesh wound!!

  June 12, 2008 - 1:40am | Quilver

Too young to die

And suddenly I have this strange urge to buy a bike...

  15     June 11, 2008 - 7:45pm | Quilver

To Stoop so Low...

I'm the only thing standing in your way...Would you hit a man of the cloth? That is exactly why this is not a walking staff.

  14     June 11, 2008 - 12:21pm | leowassilie

(the little guy has the "US"

(the little guy has the "US" on his back, the big guy has "China" on his vest front)

Checks and Balances

  13     June 11, 2008 - 12:18pm | leowassilie

AGIA

Special session message to the legislature: Walk tall and carry a big pipe.

  12     June 11, 2008 - 12:01pm | leowassilie

Bejing update:

2008 Olympic Event: Free Tibet!

  11     June 11, 2008 - 10:07am | thomrichards

Fractured Folk Tales

No, my son! WE took from the rich to give to the poor...

  10     June 11, 2008 - 1:44am | Quilver

Small Talk

POKE How's the weather up there? Expensive, frustrating, and measured per gallon? Sounds about the same down here.

  9     June 11, 2008 - 1:31am | Quilver

Road blockage

Road block or not, I'm determined to stick around.

  8     June 11, 2008 - 1:18am | Quilver

Short of Stature, Big Opinions

Annoyed at the inability of his voice to carry so far up, the common man figured a bruise or two would gain some attention.

  7     June 11, 2008 - 12:22am | Quilver

A Duel to the Death

En garde, you apathetic fiend! Let us see your foot work during this blancing act!