"Late Show With Brandon Dubinsky''

OK, sort of.

Brandon Dubinsky, the New York Rangers center from Anchorage, and his teammates read the Top 10 list on the "Late Show with David Letterman'' on Wednesday night -- "Top 10 Things Never Before Spoken By A Hockey Player.''

You can check out the clip here, though you have to sit through a commercial.

Dubinsky chimed in at No. 7: "I really wish these fans would watch their language.''

My favorites: Enforcer Donald Brashear at No. 10: "Instead of fighting, why don't we work things out over brunch.'' And Chris Higgins at No. 4: "For good luck, I lick the puck.''