Love couplet contest

Schmoopy, I have fallen on my achy-breaky booty, low-slung jeans on hips show your abs chiseled
Steamy kissyface a hunk so flirty, BF for you I have the hots, a bromance true twisted
-- Tanya

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78 February 14, 2008 - 1:14pm | web_editor

Love couplet

In his crapshoot for twisted flirty love the steamy chiseled hunk turns from the usual bromance,
Finding the hots for an emo sweetypie tart with low slung jeans hugging her hips a tight booty, true romance?
-- Jeff C.

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77 February 14, 2008 - 1:13pm | web_editor

Poetry contest

I've got the hots for you, it's true, my flirty, steamy, chiseled, little schmoopyYou've twisted my achy-breaky heart, you hunk, till the sizzle makes me loopy!
-- Jeannine F.

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76 February 14, 2008 - 1:12pm | web_editor

My couplet, your words

When your flirty hips sizzle in that low-slung black thing you wear, sugarpie,
Your steamy looks turn my chisled hunk into a schmoopy, kissyface puddle of oh my, my, mymymy.
-- Jeannine F.

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75 February 14, 2008 - 1:11pm | web_editor

Poetry contest

With his kissyface all tart and twisted and his low-slung hips so steamy & soupy, my hunk is so chiseled ,so flirty, so schmoopy
It's a crapshoot, that's true, but I've got the hots for this achy-breaky groupy, he's so sizzle-n hot that my sugarpie's all goopy.

-- Jeannine F.

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74 February 14, 2008 - 1:10pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate

Kissyface, you are the one,
An emo hunk that keeps things fun.

Chiseled booty, shapley hips,
Low-slung jeans and flirty lips.

Your twisted smile both sweet and tart,
Has won my achy-breaky heart.

Sugarpie, you're fine it's true,
BF I have the hots for you.

Schmoopy keep me at a sizzle,
Our steamy bromance will not fizzle.

Life's a crapshoot, take a shot,
You'll find this GF is red hot!

Betsy W.

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73 February 14, 2008 - 1:09pm | web_editor

Just give me the chocolate

Here's my version of the romance-laden modern romantic couplet (watch out, Shakespeare):

My Sugarpie Hunk's hips pivoted to exhibit his chiseled, low-slung, achy-breaky booty;
And I knew the true twisted steamy sizzle was a flirty crapshoot destined to give me cooties.

May I point out my eloquent and unique dramatic license in rhyming "booty" and "cootie?" This is something I am quite certain has not been done before in modern poetry. And might I also make note of the fact that, while not an established, published poet yet, after having written these lines I can feel that Hallmark will be contacting me soon and I want to stress how lucky the ADN is that they have the opportunity to be the very first to published my poetry...this is an opportunity that only comes along once in a lifetime, and I can sense how honored you are that I selected YOU to send my verse to. Just think, by publishing my prose, you allow me the opportunity to rank my verbiage along such literary, published greats as Emily Dickinson, William (Bill to his friends) Keats, Alfred Lord Tennyson, the ubiquitous Longfellow, and of course the literary giant Pat Dougherty (you'll note my subtle sucking up at name-dropping the editor, a man I am fairly
certain I have never met). Seeing my words in print and my love and adoration of my fellow man given voice in ink and paper is truly the only reward I need.

Okay--nix that. I did this for the chocolate. I have two toddlers, a teenager, a husband who just got back from Iraq and two cats at home. I NEED THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!

Sincerely,
Tiffany K. Horvath

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72 February 14, 2008 - 1:07pm | web_editor

Our Love Story

I was twisted, I was flirty

Swingin my hips, Shakin my booty

Capris, low slung, I had the hots

Muscles so chiseled, Oh what a hunk

Even though you thought I was a tart

That didn’t stop your achy-breaky heart

We played kissyface, It got steamy

Our love did sizzle, We had a baby

Our little Sugar pie, Our love so true

I couldn’t be happier, not even at the crapshoot

Oh look our baby's first poopy

Do all new parents sound this schmoopy

-- Ricky

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71 February 14, 2008 - 1:04pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate 1

I had the hots for a steamy tart with hips
Our romance sizzled as I kissed her lips.
-- Jennifer B.

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70 February 14, 2008 - 1:04pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate 2

In walked a flirty hunk with a chiseled booty, hips, and thigh.

I imagined a steamy kissyface crapshoot with that sugarpie.
-- Jennifer B.

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69 February 14, 2008 - 1:02pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate 3

Steamy hips twisted to emo
boyfriend, girlfriend kissyface go.
-- Jennifer B.

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68 February 14, 2008 - 1:02pm | web_editor

Couplet

Chiseled, hunk is tart in my bromance
true booty sizzle on my hips
-- Kathryn L.

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67 February 14, 2008 - 12:37pm | web_editor

Couplet

Sugar pie, this Alaska winter keeps my booty anything but steamy,

I'll be fine if my low-slung thermals are warm and the hot chocolate is creamy.
-- Jordan

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66 February 14, 2008 - 12:32pm | web_editor

Got me twisted

Sugarpie, I truly desire your chiseled booty, and hips
You got me twisted with the hots for your steamy
sizzled lips.

--- Jarrell D.

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65 February 14, 2008 - 12:31pm | web_editor

Love couplet

Along with being a Little Tart with a sizzling booty and an achey-breaky
heart,

My BF has the hots for a steamy, sugarpie with low-slung hips, and a
kissy face who is schmoopy smart.

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64 February 14, 2008 - 12:31pm | web_editor

Your kissyface....

TITLE:
"YOUR KISSYFACE GIVES ME THE HOTS IN THIS CRAPSHOOT, SUGARPIE"

COUPLET:
YOUR SWEET TART AND STEAMY BOOTY...TRUE GF TWISTED-SIZZLE HIPS

GIVE MY ACHY-BREAKY CHISELED SCHMOOPY THE LOW-SLUNG FLIRTY FITS!
SIGNED,
YOUR EMO BF HUNK
-- John B.

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63 February 14, 2008 - 12:29pm | web_editor

Motherly couplet

Sugarpie with low-slung dipey, hanging from 2-year-old hips,
I'll clean up your booty first, and THEN kiss your lips.

--- Gretchen Mangrobang

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62 February 14, 2008 - 12:28pm | web_editor

Because you are ... You make me...

Kissyface you give me the hots, you're such a flirty hunk and my steamy twisted love is true.

Sugarpie, my low-slung, achy-breaky heart beats with a sizzle because I have a BF like you.
-- King's K.

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61 February 14, 2008 - 12:27pm | web_editor

Poetry and Chocolate

Like a statue chiseled from a hunk of marble turning into a red-hot
lover, with hips that sizzle as her low-slung jeans cradle a sensuous
booty, my sugarpie turns into a little tart;

She goes from kissyface and schmoopy to steamy vixen, giving me the hots
when she is so darn flirty, turning me from sweet true love to twisted
emo in my achy-breaky heart.
-- Jeff R.

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60 February 14, 2008 - 12:09pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate entry

You wear your low-slung jeans on your chiseled hips and steamy hot
booty, treating my love like a crapshoot, when you are feeling tart and
flirty and you want to call the shots;

You wear your gingham dress when you want to be my sugarpie, all
kissyface and schmoopy, making me feel like your hunk and giving my
achy-breaky heart the hots.

-- Jeff R.
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59 February 14, 2008 - 12:07pm | web_editor

Poetry

My emo is twisted and chiseled in true sizzle bromance sugarpie, kissyface.
I love your steamy, flirty hips and booty schmoopy tart girlfriend.

--Tony Willie Sam Nicolai
Kwethluk

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58 February 14, 2008 - 12:06pm | web_editor

Contest couplet

Scoring a steamy boyfriend is a crapshoot these days,
Till then I have the hots for your tart, twisted ways.
---Johna

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57 February 14, 2008 - 12:06pm | web_editor

Greetings -- 7 submissions

"True Bromance"
A true bromance sizzles steamy, an emo and a hunk,
Like a kissyface crapshoot, between a pig and a skunk.

"Love External"
Low-slung chiseled booty, steamy achy-breaky hips,
This twisted chisled BF wants to kissyface those lips.

"You Chose Me"
You could love a twisted emo, or a booty chiseled hunk,
But you chose me, a flirty, steamy, sugarpie kissyface punk.

"A booty to match"
You are my kissyface crapshoot GF, my twisted sugarpie tart
a chiseled a hunk of hips, with a booty to sizzle my achy-breaky heart.

"Crapshoot my heart"
I chiseled a hunk of chocolate into a sugarpie tart,
And fell in love with you, Schmoopy, playing crapshoot with my heart.

"Chiseled Chocolate"
A chiseled hunk of chocolate atop a steamy sugarpie tart,
A true love to sizzle any GF’s steamy, achey-breaky heart.

"Recipe for the hots"
You chiseled a hunk of chocolate, a dash of true and tart
Stir in some steamy sizzle, kissyface this achy-breaky heart.

-- Don R.

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56 February 14, 2008 - 12:05pm | web_editor

Read in Barry White's voice couplet

The hots sizzle as your achy-breaky booty bounces.
My heart's chiseled as your flirty kissyface pounces.
-- Shad E.

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55 February 14, 2008 - 12:04pm | web_editor

Read in Barry White's voice 2

True, your low-slung hips and sugarpie booty were tart.
But it was your twisted emo kissyface that won my chiseled heart.
-- Shad E.

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54 February 14, 2008 - 12:03pm | web_editor

Ode to a drunk on the make

Those schmoopy hunks of chisled emo are not the twisted tarts they seem.
Olympic booty and flirty sizzle reduce to achy-breaky drizzle.
Sweet sugarpie with low-slung hips and kissyface's bromance lips suggest,
but leave no love to root, in this, the hots great steamy crapshoot.
-- Tom M.

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53 February 14, 2008 - 12:02pm | web_editor

KissyFace Hunk

Flirty kissyface hunk i got the hots for chiseled booty
Steamy sugarpie true bromance emo tart you sizzle threw me
-- Valarie S.

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52 February 14, 2008 - 12:01pm | web_editor

Two entries

Have the hots for this Transformer: when low-slung hips twisted, true
chiseled hunk

Becomes flirty kissyface-sugarpie schmoopy-tart steamy-emo sizzle in my
bunk.

*********

Low-slung, chiseled hunk. Sizzle. Flirty, schmoopy, kissyface, steamy emo.

An achy-breaky sugarpie/tart twisted crapshoot, true, but Marlin found Nemo.

-- both signed Dutch Harborette

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51 February 14, 2008 - 12:00pm | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate contest entry

"It's a twisted, steamy crapshoot when my girlfriend teases and shakes her fine booty, chiseled in low-slung jeans on her hips at me ....
But she knows how to keep the sizzle and the hots going on in our achy-breaky bromance, calling me her sugarpie-tart-kissyface-schmoopy!"

-- Yvonne K.

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50 February 14, 2008 - 11:58am | web_editor

Untitled

True steamy hips low-slung sizzle
Twisted kissyface tart booty chiseled

--Marc A. P., Milne Point Camp

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49 February 14, 2008 - 11:56am | web_editor

Old Age Romance

You were my BF long ago, My schmoopy kissyface;
But years have fled as has our youth, it's AARP we now embrace.

The time has twisted emo words, revealing old age flaws;
Now steamy conjures vegetables "the hots" are menopause.

Booty is a grand kid tush, that flirty small behind;
Where crapshoot once meant luck or chance, rank diaper comes to mind.

Your low-slung paunch, my chiseled teeth, our achy-breaky hips,
Now schedule passion, challenge spark that sizzle on our lips.

But still no bromance, hobby, chore, replace me in your heart,
Longevity has not decreased those feelings; they're still tart.

The wrinkled gray-haired image in the mirror is just not true,
You still see sugarpie in me, I still see hunk in you.

Thanks, this was fun!

Vicki Baker

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48 February 14, 2008 - 11:56am | web_editor

Couplet

Sugar pie, I’ve got the hots for your chiseled jaw; it’s got me locked in the kissyface position.
You’re a hunk, you sizzle, and you’re really quite steamy with your twisted disposition.
-- Katie H.

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47 February 14, 2008 - 11:55am | web_editor

Untitled

In a truck seventeen years ago you were so soft and shy,

Seventeen years of love later, I'm still your guy.
--Dan. L.

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46 February 14, 2008 - 11:54am | web_editor

The Bobblehead Crapshoot for BF or GF Love

A chiseled hunk with low-slung hips had the hots for a steamy, flirty
tart with achy-breaky lips;
True emo sizzled but the twisted, schmoopy bromance fizzled 'cause
sugarpie and kissyface's booty only wiggled!

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45 February 14, 2008 - 11:53am | web_editor

Love Couplet to My Hubby

I was so glad when you had The-hots for me, my hips and my booty, you knew I was a beauty, back when you were Flirty way before we were thirty, I was your GF before you ever called me sugarpie before we found the true romance, I already knew you'd be my forever hunk
The Twisted Crapshoot of our potential future, who knew of the steamy kissyface, Schmoopy life that was to come? Even when you are acting Emo and like a Tart, when you give me an Achy-breaky-heart I am so glad we still Sizzle, you know I love your chisele'd face when all you're wearing is a smile instead of a low-slung pair of pants.
-Amanda G.

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44 February 14, 2008 - 11:52am | web_editor

Poetry & Chocolate

I sit and watch the birds fly by,
I turn to look in your pretty blue eyes,
I try to see through y our disguise,
Loving you will stop my heart tonight.

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43 February 14, 2008 - 11:50am | web_editor

Poetry Submission

My twisted, but true sugarpie heart
Craves the steamy sizzle your eyes emit
The unabashed beauty of your face is like art
It's incomprehensible to think of touching those lips
Schmoopy, will you be my kissyface tart?
Baby, I'm so emo at the thought of your chiseled hips
Once we are together, I know we will be slow to part
Because the sight of you is like a strong liquer,
which must be drank in small sips

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42 February 14, 2008 - 11:49am | web_editor

Oh little darling

Oh little darling you're so young and sweet
With your make-believe of Adam and Eve,
You have me acting like a honeybee
While we're alone beneath the apple tree.

Oh little darling you're so charming and fine
You send my heart above the heavenly sky,
And when we kiss n' whisper " Alright "
You keep it flames in this shade paradise.

Oh little darling you're so lovely and free
With your angel face and embracing wings,
You're like a dove upon the fragrant breeze
Let me thank you Lord for everything.

Oh little darling you're so dreamy and kind
You bring the moon and stars into my mind,
And while we're touching n' sharing our life
You break my promise to be good tonight!
--M.C.V., Anchorage

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41 February 14, 2008 - 11:47am | web_editor

Poetry

My kissyface crapshoot bromance lost that steamy true sizzle,
when my flirty emo hunk BF said his smoopy had hips nor booty chiseled.

Liza C.
Seward

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40 February 14, 2008 - 11:41am | web_editor

Revised and final entry for V-day contest

(Somehow I missed the 3 words at the bottom: "emo", "flirty", "hunk" ... and "true", so here is my updated entry
with all twenty words :).

"It's a twisted, steamy, full-of-emo crapshoot when my girlfriend teases and shakes
her fine booty, chiseled in low-slung jeans on her hips at me ....
But
she keeps the sizzle and the hots going on for her hunk, in our
flirty, true-love, achy-breaky bromance, calling me her sugarpie-tart-kissyface-schmoopy!"

-- Yvonne K.

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