Let's all pretend we're not jealous of the seamless way BRIAN DOLLERHIDE changed the subject to what he wanted to talk about. Instead of musing over the oil tax at center stage, he recalibrated his trebuchet (thanks, Mary) and scored a direct hit on the perps who orchestrated this farce.
With a masterful revision of the last line of "Hey-diddle-diddle" Brian gets us to glance away from the impaled cow just in time to see the corrupt characters making off with our fine china. Which means we need a special session to see what else is missing.
While we're looking, let's not forget to check the medicine cabinet. I have a hunch the sleeping pills, Viagra and aspirin are missing.
We'll follow the needle of the Weird-o-meter farther into the red zone next week.
I can take it if you can.